#INTERNATIONAL WIZARDS GIVE ME THEM ALL#MIDDLE EASTERN WARLOCKS AND EAST ASIAN MAGES ANFNSJSMFJWKAIndia’s Academy of Sorcery boasts an impressive display of flashy colours, from enchanted saris that shift colours sporadically throughout the day, to the lavishly painted exterior of the academy which is situated in a nondescript location along Ganges River. Due to the frightening rate at which the school’s ancient mango tree (jokingly nicknamed “Mammoth Mango Machine”) produces mangoes, students have to endure the perpetually evolving art of mango cuisine at least five days a week. Every year, to the students’ great enjoyment, classes are halted for Diwali to make time for various competitions that take place: firework flourishes and charms for upper-year students (bonus points if it doesn’t set any part of the school on fire), and lantern designing for lower-year students (use of animals, alive or dead, is forbidden).
#you forgot the myriad other festivals which dot the indian calender#lasjdalkjs this would be so fucking cool though#on holi students throw enchanted fluorescent colours which stick on each other#and magically enchant buckets to douse dry people w coloured water#and the HARVEST FESTIVALS#JANMASHTAMI!!#enchanted baby footprints that walk to the shrine !!!!#alsjdlajlk this would be so fucking beautiful kill me#i love this
#I WANT MORE OF THE MAGICAL WORLD#I WANT IT LIKE THIS#I WANT MORE CULTURES#this makes me so happy because we have expanded the world into our own creational ideas#into our own lives and cultures and beliefs#and that’s really amazing
my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else
#some men just want to watch the world burn
Dang, well I’m impressed by how easily he handled that…
-The Chaotic Nuetral half demon to one of four paladins after suggesting torture as a method of gathering information.